PROSECUTOR YOU ARE A DISGRACE, GO TO JAIL - BRUNO MARS

The cracked out Las Vegas District Attorney who prosecuted Bruno Mars and Paris Hilton for cocaine just got 9 months in jail and a public ASS-CHEWING from the judge in his own drug case.

Former Deputy District Attorney David Schubert struck a plea deal with prosecutors after cops say they found $40 worth of crack cocaine and an unregistered pistol in his car last March.

As Schubert hung his head in shame, the judge dished out the 9 month jail sentence ... and then trashed him as a "disgrace to his oath as a prosecutor and a lawyer."

Ironically, neither Hilton nor Mars got one single day in jail in their Vegas cocaine cases.

Schubert has until March 12 to turn himself in so he can begin his sentence.

BRITNEY SPEARS OUT WITH MINDFREAK ILLUSIONIST CRISS ANGEL

Britney Spears was seen having dinner with Mindfreak illusionist, Criss Angel along with her friends at Craving Restaurant in West Hollywood. After they ate dinner, the two of them were seen driving in his Rolls-Royce.

Later the both were photographed by TMZ going into The Tower-Beverly Hills hotel together at 4 a.m. So, we are perplexed by this, is Britney trying to hang out with a better guy? I think Federline looks squeaky clean compared to Criss Angel.

Angel has been caught up in a nasty divorce and has been seen with other celebrities, Paris Hilton and Cameron Diaz.

Britney Spears should be careful what she does at this time, as her ex-husband Federline is in the process trying to get full custody of the children.