What Religion Is Your Bra? LOL!

Humor for us beautiful women who are self confident as well as for the men in our lives mature enough to have a good laugh, please take note of this GGerman word : "HOLTZENFROMFLOPPEN" and read the following.

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. "

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour and material imaginable.

"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied: "There are the CCatholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian and the BBaptist types. Which one would you prefer?"

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple.

The Catholic type supports the masses;

The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen; The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright.

The Baptist makes mountains out of molehills.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed! (A} Almost Boobs.

{B} Barely there.

{C} Can't Complain!

{D} Dang!

{DD} Double dang! {E} Enormous!

{F} Fake.

{G} Get a Reduction.

{H} Help me, I've fallen

And I can't get up!

Ooooops! Good Heavens! They forgot about the German bra:

"Holtzemfromfloppen "

Day 11: NDLEA To Detain Baba Suwe For 14 More Days

It’s been 11 whole days since Yoruba movie actor Baba Suwe (real name Omidina Babatunde) was detained officers from the National Drug Law and Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) at the Muritala Mohammed International Airport in Lagos.

Reports say that a Federal High Court on Friday, October 21, 2011 approved the request made by the NDLEA to further keep popular comedian the popular actor in custody for 15 more days. The request which was made through NDLEA’s lawyer, Theresa Asuquo was granted by Justice Okechukwu Okeke. Reports also say that a 29-paragraph affidavit presented by an NDLEA intelligence officer, Femi Johnson Osifuye and a CT scan result issued by a consultant radiologist from the Lagos State University Teaching Hospital (LASUTH), Dr. Subhash Vijayvargiya. The documents suggest that Baba Suwe has ‘large amounts of drugs’ in his body.

The NDLEA also made known to the court that Baba Suwe while under observation refused to eat, claiming that he eats only once in three days. Hence they reason for keeping him longer. After his second excretion, they were forced to conduct a CT scan on him. They also advised the actor in his best interest to excrete whatever substance he had swallowed as it would be disastrous for him if it burst in his stomach

However, speaking with Baba Suwe’s publicist Olatunji Saliu, he says Baba Suwe has chosen to remain silent to the whole matter. And on the news going around that the actor has sued the NDLEA, he says ‘Baba Suwe hasn’t said anything; those suing are Human rights activists whole feel concerned for the actor. ‘They feel Baba Suwe’s detention for 10 days in unlawful since they have not been able to find anything on him after 48 hours‘, Saliu says.

On Monday, Baba Suwe met with his family and had a ‘father to son’ discussion with his first son Sola. Just yesterday, fellow Nigerian movie actors like Jide Kosoko, Ajala, Monsuru Obadina and movie producer Gbenga Adewusi met with the actor. Baba Suwe who was detained on October 12 in suspicion of possession of hard drugs is still being detained at the NDLEA office at the MMIA, Ikeja. ‘We are still investigating‘, NDLEA spokesperson Ofoyeju Mitchell says.

Mosun Filani Disgraced At A Movie Location

Popular Yoruba actress, Mosun Filani, who was once rumoured to be having an affair with new Glo Ambassador, Odunlade Adekola, was recently disgraced at a movie location. Confirmed gist getting to us has it that it all started at a movie location in Abeokuta, where this alleged pompous actress was on location for the shooting of a top Abeokuta based Yoruba actor cum producer.

Our source said that the costumier for the movie brought to the location the popular second hand clothes called Bend down select in the local parlance, the costumes were seriously oozing the Okirika smell that the producer had to tell the costumier to get a perfume to spray on the Okirika. Just as the costumier went for the perfume, our source said revealed that Mosun’s Personal Assistant had gone to bring Mosun’s perfume and sprayed on the Okirika.

So, when this Abeokuta based and fair skinned actress, Mosun, got the where the costumes were sprayed, to derep and downgrade the costumier, unknowing to her that it was her perfume that was sprayed on the second hand cloths, she asked, “Who sprayed this perfume that is used on corpse in the mortuary on these clothes?”

She got the disgrace of her life when she was told it was her perfumed that was used in spraying on the Okirika. Though she was short of words that day, our source said those at the location were really happy the way she disgraced herself. “She is just too pompous, I was happy at the way she openly disgraced herself that day,” our source concluded.