Obviously, everyone should watch it.
The video, which is an “open letter to Mrs. Carter,” then goes on to talk about how she never slept with Jay Z, but instead connected with him over some “hip hop shit.” After the “hip hop shit,” Jay Z became obsessed with Liv, and Liv maybe backed off, because she didn’t want to be like Rita Ora, whom she also calls out in the song. Did I mention that she does all of this while washing her hair? The whole thing looks like the beginning of a future reality star’s sex tape and I am uncomfortable with it.
There’s a confusing narrative within “Sorry Mrs. Carter,” which somehow paints Liv as an innocent victim of Jay’s advances and a wife-bashing jealous ex. Later on in the song is when the Beyoncé insults start flying, or, more specifically, the Jay & Bey bashing. Liv criticizes Beyoncé for being “ride and die til the very end,” and says that Bey should tell her fans how she “really became a wife.” But perhaps the most awful shade of them all is Liv’s blatant eye rolling at the song “Drunk In Love.”
“SURFBOARD? COME ON NOW.”
I honestly have no idea what point Liv is trying to make with this tune (if not to thoroughly entertain this writer) but her place of righteousness is a little bizarre. I mean, she’s publicly chewing out Beyoncé for… what? Not being cheated on? Being cheated on? I don’t get it. It might be an Illuminati thing, for all I know.
According to Liv’s website, Yes Liv Can, Liv is starting some sort of “invasion,” which, according to this poster, has something to do with lighting a doll that looks like Nicki Minaj and a cartoon Jay Z on fire. I think we should all be pretty concerned about this.
