2. In every romance movie, someone must die.
3. It is possible to hit a person without actually touching them!
4. Anyone who gets hit by a car dies immediately.
5. Poisoned food always tastes better.
6. The best way to make money is by visiting a 'Babalawo' (herbalist ) / joining a cult / sleeping with rich men.
7. One of a pair of twins (identical or not) is born evil.
8. There is never an end to your suffering, except death!
9. With a pastor... all things are possible.
10.Gun shots & knock out sounds the same
11. A movie has not been made if at least one actor/actress has not twisted his/her lips to speak wrong phonetics.
12. You are in love...You want to take your girl out, The best place You take her to is...
*Mr.Biggs / Tantalizers: where You'll most probably see an 'ex' while feeding each other.
*The beach: where it is imperative that you ride a donkey & carry her playfully.
*Or the best: take her to buy some new ugly clothes.
13. The police are extremely efficient unlike their counterparts in real life
14. Every problem you have is spiritual
15.Wen you're shot in d chest, it doesn't really matter, your head will be bandaged, same for your legs.
16.When advertising a movie, you have to shout because people are deaf.
17. If a car-crash has to happen, the driver has to drive in a zig-zag motion no an empty highway without an oncoming vehicle.
18. Sometimes the title has absolutely nothing to do with the movie, and other times wen you see the title and the poster, you know it ALL.
19. At the end of a 3hr movie, You'll be reminded that THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING. WATCH OUT FOR PART 2
And finally....
20. All Nigerian films are marketed at Ebinpejo Lane Idumota or Iweka road Onitsha...:
Do have a wonderful week folks.
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