BBM DELETE THEORY! (FOR BLACKBERRY USERS)

1. If anybody on YOur BBM exhibits any tendencies of pride.. DELETE ASAP

2. The babe is feelin over twee.. She dey craze, she fine reach aishwairya??

3. You are always the 1st person 2 ping him/her.. Ur a fool:| na only d person dey ur bbm? Delete joor!

4. You added someone on ur bbm & the idiot could not even say hi or show some courtesy.. The 1st thing u see is where did u get my pin frm? Angel Fatai showed me ur pin in my sleep.. Ode

5. The person hasn't pinged you for 3 weeks upwards & is changing DP & pm (y) it simply means your not important.. So show u av some self respect by deleting SHARPLY

6. The person doesn't know more than sending stupid annoying broadcasts... X_X Give your BB peace of mind by deleting the mumu... person has never added value 2 your life ... activate you CTRL D

7. The person is having the erroneous believe that they are the richest.. We are this, we are that... Tell the person to Feed the less priviledged on your street

8. You'll be chatting with the person & suddenly they disappear!!!! Na that one sweet pass.. Sudden rapture

9. Your wooing a babe on BBM... She come dey use you cure, after you have paid BBS for 2 months... Delete the morhaaa4ka****

10. A guy who is not your BF or who your do not have any emotional attachment to or consensual feeling asks u.. What are you putting on swirry??? could you send me the pic of your pu**y & ur B**bs??? Tell him.. E no go better for the people wey back you wen you small.. Delete straight!

11. The person is always like TTYL, BRB, lerra.. Haa!! Na so u cheap reach? Delete the bonzo* nerd*...

12. Your friend on bbm is telling u.. See, I dont have time for rubbish oo, any slight thing, I would delete you.. & because you havn't seen pussy or money before, didinrin like you smiled :O delete d person.. & b4 u do, send ANOFIA

13. You celebrated your birthday & the person didn't wish you HBD, delete wit speed

14. The person is givin you rules.. Or he/she is always like I dont like ur DP, change ur PM.. Ur fada.. Na u load BIS 4 me???.. Waka!!

15. You always use the person as ur DP, but the person has never used your PIK as his/her dp for once... Your pings are showing 'R' and no reply >:O >:O delete in style!

20 THINGS I'VE LEARNT FROM NOLLYWOOD (MUST READ)

1.An actress can have the same hair do for more than a year, even in longer flashbacks.

2. In every romance movie, someone must die.

3. It is possible to hit a person without actually touching them!

4. Anyone who gets hit by a car dies immediately.

5. Poisoned food always tastes better.

6. The best way to make money is by visiting a 'Babalawo' (herbalist ) / joining a cult / sleeping with rich men.

7. One of a pair of twins (identical or not) is born evil.

8. There is never an end to your suffering, except death!

9. With a pastor... all things are possible.

10.Gun shots & knock out sounds the same

11. A movie has not been made if at least one actor/actress has not twisted his/her lips to speak wrong phonetics.

12. You are in love...You want to take your girl out, The best place You take her to is...

*Mr.Biggs / Tantalizers: where You'll most probably see an 'ex' while feeding each other.
*The beach: where it is imperative that you ride a donkey & carry her playfully.
*Or the best: take her to buy some new ugly clothes.

13. The police are extremely efficient unlike their counterparts in real life

14. Every problem you have is spiritual

15.Wen you're shot in d chest, it doesn't really matter, your head will be bandaged, same for your legs.

16.When advertising a movie, you have to shout because people are deaf.

17. If a car-crash has to happen, the driver has to drive in a zig-zag motion no an empty highway without an oncoming vehicle.

18. Sometimes the title has absolutely nothing to do with the movie, and other times wen you see the title and the poster, you know it ALL.

19. At the end of a 3hr movie, You'll be reminded that THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING. WATCH OUT FOR PART 2

And finally....

20. All Nigerian films are marketed at Ebinpejo Lane Idumota or Iweka road Onitsha...:

Do have a wonderful week folks.

CHRIS BROWN CHILLS IN MIAMI. WISHES RIHANNA A HAPPY B-DAY

 Showing off his propensity for bling, Chris Brown was spotted sporting two massive gold chains in Miami, Florida yesterday afternoon (February 19).

The “No Air” singer left his Miami Beach hotel wearing a white t-shirt, black jeans and sneakers, all the while trying to ignore the nearby paparazzi.

And given that today (February 20) is Rihanna's birthday, Chris took to his Twitter account to show her some love.

He tweeted, “HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROBYN,” and his use of her real name could mean that they’re back on good terms after a horrific abuse situation in 2009.

SWIZZ BEATZ SIGNS OVERSEAS DEAL TO BRING K-POP TO AMERICA

Swizz Beatz intends to bring Korean pop music Stateside with his latest business venture.

Swizz Beatz has announced a partnership between his eponymous company and South Korea’s O & Media entertainment company.

During a press conference in Seoul, Korea, Swizzy explained that he’s trying to bridge the gap between the Asian and U.S. markets. “What I found in Korean pop music is a new expression. The world is open for new things and I think right now K-pop in Korea is leading in that area. I’d like to be the one to introduce that to the West,” he said.

As part of the deal, each company will help promote international artists in their respective markets. Swizz, who cited groups and singers like Kara, Big Bang, 2NE1 and Boa, will also work with O & Media to release joint albums between leading musicians of both countries.

“My idea to bridge the world together with music starting in Asia and going to the West is something that is new, untapped and leading to the future of bringing the worlds together. And this partnership is the beginning in making a history,” he said.

MTV CROWNS RICK ROSS AS THE HOTTEST MC

MTV releases its list of the hottest emcees in the game, including Drake, Kanye West, Nicki Minaj and more.

MTV has announced Rick Ross as the number one emcee on its Hottest MCs list.

Ricky Rozay, whose 2011 consisted of the release of his Maybach Music Group compilation Self Made Vol. 1, edged out Drake, who landed at No. 2. Kanye West came in at third, while Nicki Minaj and her Young Money boss Lil Wayne grabbed fourth and fifth place, respectively.

"I just got the news that I was voted the game's Hottest MC, and man, it really means a lot to me, of course, but it's an honor," Ross told MTV. "It's something I've been watching, something I've been a fan of forever. Of course, MTV, they run the game. MMG, we're here. Shout-out to the whole team."

Check the full list below, as well as a clip from the MTV special where the network's Brain Trust explains why Ross deserved the top spot.

1. Rick Ross
2. Drake
3. Kanye West
4. Nicki Minaj
5. Lil Wayne
6. Jay-Z
7. Meek Mill
8. Big Sean
9. Wiz Khalifa
10. Wale

ROBIN THICKE ARRESTED FOR POT POSSESSION

Robin Thicke was arrested for pot possession in NYC yesterday afternoon.

Cops say they saw Robin lighting up a joint inside of a black SUV. Robin was given a desk appearance ticket and released soon after.

YOU TUBE HIT: 90 YEARS OLD BLIND GRANNY PAYS HER TRIBUTE TO WHITNEY HOUSTON BY DANCING

A 90-Year-Old Grandma danced to Whitney Houston's song - I Wanna Dance with Somebody as a tribute to Houston who was found dead in a bath tub in California last saturday.The grandma then asked her grandson to make a video of it and put it on You Tube.

The video has become an internet sensation now with more than 290,000 views since it was posted

The clearly emotional lady Jeanne pays her tribute at the start of the video in these words:

'I'm doing this in honor of the late Whitney Houston. It's very hard to think of her being gone'.

'She was one of a kind. Wonderful. I just enjoyed her singing, no matter what she was singing.'

The aged lady is suffering from from severe macular degeneration making her legally blind and hard of hearing .Her grandson also told that dancing is one of the many things that makes her happy.

HAPPY 24TH BIRTHDAY RIHANNA!

Kicking off her week with a busy day, Rihanna was spotted leaving her hotel in London, England this morning (February 20).

The Barbados-born beauty was greeted by plenty of frenzied fans as she made her way to the Underground, en route to the O2 Arena.

Ri-Ri is in the English capitol ahead of the 2012 Brit Awards, and she’ll be working hard in rehearsals all day.

Additionally, today is Rihanna’s 24th birthday, so she’ll definitely be enjoying some of London’s famous nightlife as the sun goes down later on.

MERCY JOHNSON UNDER PRESSURE FROM HUSBAND'S FAMILY

 This is certainly not the best of time for top Nollywood actress, Mercy Johnson, as she is presently being put under pressure by families of her husband, Prince Odi Okojie.

The actress, who had a turbulent wedding saga before her eventual wedding on August 27, 2011, was reportedly summoned some weeks ago by her hubby's family, as an insider source divulged to Nigeriafilms.com

You will recall that in October last year, this writer exclusively reported that Mercy J, as Mercy Johnson is fondly called, was pregnant. Though the story was true but events changed things.

According to a close source to the actress, Mercy has been asked questions by family members of Prince Odi on why she has delayed in giving them the fruit of marriage after their marriage last year.

Though her hubby, Prince Odi is said to be suppressing pressures being mounted on his wife by his family members, but the source confessed that there might be a limit Odi cannot go further on the issue, taking note of his people's culture and tradition.

"You know that in Edo culture, the man's family has a lot of say in their lives, especially on marriage matters," the source told Nigeriafilms.com

We learnt that at the meeting, Prince Odi was pleading with his family members to be patient with his wife, insisting that there is nothing wrong with his wife. We were also told that Prince Odi told his family that his wife's job was a demanding one, that she only needs their supports.

Mercy Johnson married Prince Odi Okojie in August 2011, after much troubles from one Lovelyn Okojie, who claimed she was still legally married to Prince Odi with two kids as at that time.

ALI BABA BUILDS OWN MANSION

He is not called the King of comedy for nothing. Having conquered the comedy scene and nurtured to fruition, able lieutenants, Halleluyah Akpoborome Atuyota otherwise known as Alli Baba who has proved on most fronts that he is indeed king, has again set a standard that his lieutenants will no doubt want to ape.

The Delta State born comic act recently unveiled his palatial mansion which has been aptly dubbed heaven on earth to a select few. Built from scratch, the haven is a duplex of three sitting rooms, seven bedrooms with a swimming pool sized Jacuzzi in the master bedroom and a floor to ceiling sized cinema for the viewing pleasure of the family and friends of the lover of high end breed of dogs. Situated in a nicely tucked in estate in the Lekki axis of Lagos called Nicon town, the house which comes with an electrically controlled garage is without the traditional fence that shields most homes in Nigeria. Even though it costs the comedian a fortune to erect, it is without a doubt a huge relief for him, what with the astronomical rent he parted with annually at his Ikoyi pad.

NICK CANNON QUITS RADIO JOB TO FOCUS ON HEALTH

Actor Nick Cannon has quit his job at the New York City radio 92.3 NOW in an effort to treat himself; the 31-year-old announced in a statement released on the radio’s website on Friday, February 17, 2012.

Cannon has been the host of the weekly Friday show ‘Rollin’’ for two years running. Last Wednesday he announced that he was hospitalized over the weekend for two blood clots found in his lungs

‘Under doctor’s orders, I have been asked to put my health first and cut back on some of my professional commitments in order to allow my body to get the rest that it needs to keep up with the demands of my multi-tasking schedule’, Cannon said.

In January, Cannon, husband to R&B singer Mariah Carey was admitted into the hospital after suffering from what his wife, called ‘mild kidney failure’. He was later discharged and resumed work on January 17.

The couple welcomed a twin set of babies – Son, Moroccan and daughter, Monroe in April 2011.

MADONNA'S STALKER CREEPY STORAGE LOCKER... REVEALED!

A storage locker belonging to the guy who once served a a 10-year sentence for stalking Madonna has just been opened up ... and ... it's weird.

The locker belonged to Robert Dewey Hoskins (who also threatened Halle Berry) -- and the contents were auctioned off earlier this month because he failed to pay the bill.

Among the gems ... a TON of Madonna memorabilia (including CDs and photos) ... as well as condoms, women's jewelry, box cutters, scissors, a bible and a super creepy mask. Like we said ... weird.

The buyer of the locker (who paid $1,900 for it) had no idea Hoskins was renting the unit before the auction ... but was able to ID the stalker through paperwork discovered in the locker, as well as a few prescription bottles left behind.

We're told the buyer informed Applied Facts, a private investigation company, which then contacted the LAPD ... which is yet to investigate the locker's contents.

KIM KARDASHIAN THE WORLD'S MOST EXPENSIVE GYM BAG

When Kim Kardashian goes to workout her million dollar booty, she doesn't just throw her sweaty rags in any old duffel -- she carries the world's most highly coveted handmade leather purse... the Hermes Birkin.

Kim left a Beverly Hills gym on Thursday holding a black Birkin, which can cost anywhere from $9K to about $150K ... just ask Rick Yune​.

She's one bougie bag lady.

KOBE BRYANT TO VANESSA I WON'T CHEAT EVER AGAIN!!!

Kobe Bryant is making a full court press to save his marriage ... and has sworn up and down to Vanessa he will never stray again if she takes him back.

Sources connected with the couple tell TMZ ... Kobe has "aggressively" pursued Vanessa over the last three weeks, and she's been receptive. We're told Vanessa tends to believe Kobe, but still isn't sure the marriage can be resurrected. 

And then there's the subject of lavish gifts.  We're told Kobe has given Vanessa a very expensive piece of jewelry. We don't know the price, nor do we know how it compares to the $4 million ring she scored after Kobe's infamous dalliance a few years back.

As for whether they will drop the divorce, we're told they are working on a reconciliation.  Several sources very familiar with the couple told us at the time Vanessa filed legal docs not to be surprised if the papers are withdrawn ... because they both really love each other.

DMX ACCUSED OF OWING $1 MILLION IN CHILD SUPPORT

DMX has been accused of owing more than $1 million in back child support -- but TMZ has learned, the rapper ain't convinced the woman pointing the finger is really his baby mama.

X's ex, Patricia Trejo, was in L.A. Superior Court Thursday morning, arguing against a motion DMX filed in their ongoing paternity case -- in which the rapper asked the court for permission to perform in Europe.

You see, in paternity cases where significant child support is owed, the owing parent is prohibited from obtaining a passport without a court order -- and X wants a special dispensation.

But Patricia put her foot down in court Thursday -- claiming DMX owed $1 million in unpaid child support, going back to her daughter's birth over ten years ago ... and she was tired of waiting around.

Now here's the twist -- DMX tells TMZ, he hasn't paid because he's not convinced the girl is his ... and wants a DNA test to prove paternity before he starts handing over cash.

Stay tuned ...

LEMAR PLAYS DOWN DEATH RUMOUR, SAYS I'M ALIVE

UK based Nigerian RnB music star, Lemar Obika, who was reported dead at the early hours of today, has debunked such rumour.

According to the singer in a tweet to wash away his death news, "I am alive... Or, if I'm dead and this is what the other side is like then, well, it is a LOT like earth and GUYS, they've got twitter."

In an earlier news, Lemar was rumoured dead while on a personal vacation in Turks and Caicos Islands. He was said to have accidentally hit a boat while skiing on the island.

Lemar came into limelight in mid-2000. One of his popular songs is 50 50.

Meanwhile, some have been calling for the shutdown of the media that started this rumour, especially because of other fake celebrity news it has carried in the past.

WHY DID BOBBY BROWN LEAVE WHITNEY HOUSTON'S FUNERAL EARLY?

Bobby Brown walked out of Whitney Houston’s funeral Saturday just 20 minutes after the service started at the New Hope Baptist Church in Newark, New Jersey. The cause of the R&B singer’s early departure from his ex-wife’s memorial service was not immediately known.

A visible angry Bobby Brown was spotted leaving the church premises with his wife, Alicia Etheridge, and his son, Landon, in tow. The singer later issued a statement to explain the reason behind leaving the funeral service early.

"My children and I were invited to the funeral of my ex-wife Whitney Houston," Bobby Brown said in a statement. "We were seated by security and then subsequently asked to move on three separate occasions. I fail to understand why security treated my family this way and continued to ask us and no one else to move. Security then prevented me from attempting to see my daughter Bobbi Kristina.”

"In light of the events, I gave a kiss to the casket of my ex-wife and departed as I refused to create a scene. My children are completely distraught over the events. This was a day to honor Whitney. I doubt Whitney would have wanted this to occur,” the New Edition singer said, adding: “I will continue to pay my respects to my ex-wife the best way I know how.”

Bobby Brown joined his former mother-in-law Cissy Houston, his 18-year-old daughter with Whitney Houston, Bobbi Kristina, and her cousin Dionne Warwick at the New Hope Baptist Church in her native Newark to commemorate the legendary singer.

But Brown left the service even before filmmaker Tyler Perry and Kevin Costner, Whitney Houston's “The Bodyguard” co-star, took to the pedestal to pay tribute to the deceased pop legend.

A close friend of the Houston family explained the situation to CNN, saying that Brown was expected to attend with two guests but came up with 10 people.

"The family approached Bobby and told him that he could stay in the area reserved for family, but that his guests would need to move to a different section to make room for Cissy and the rest of the family," the family friend said. "Bobby said no. The police told Bobby that he could stay in the area reserved for family, but that his guests needed to move. Bobby said no, and left with all of his guests."

Reports earlier this week suggested Bobby Brown, 43, had been banned from attending the memorial by Houston's family because they blamed him for Whitney Houston’s problems with substance abuse.

Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston, 48, divorced in 2007 after a turbulent 15-year marriage. Houston was found dead in her Beverly Hilton Hotel room last Saturday. A cause of death has yet to be determined.

MESSY LOVE LIFE OF 2FACE IDIBIA + HOW HE TURN OVER A NEW LEAF

 

2face is arguably one of the best singers in Africa and at the same time,the most controversial artist,especially when it has to do with women.

Over the years, 2face,who is a self-confessed womaniser has been linked romantically with many ladies,among them were Nollywood actress,Caroline Ekanem-Danjuma, Nkechi Okoli and ex-Miss Nigeria,Vien Tetsola.

2face was recently reported to be in a romance with Dr.Ojia Ademolekun,an Abuja based medical practitioner and Annie’s best friend.

Dr. Orjia was also rumoured to be Timi Dakolo’s ex-girlfriend. 2face was also said to be in a guarded romance with Queen Ure, the estranged lover of Soul E.

But three women have remained a constant feature throughout the career of the Benue State-born crooner.

Annie Macaulay

Since that stunning lover-girl role she played in 2face’s African Queen video, Annie Macaulay caught the attention of the entertainment industry.

Everyone wanted to know who the damsel on the power bike with 2Face was, especially when reports hit the streets that these two were actually dating. But later events was to change a lot of things as two other separate women (Pero Adeniyi and Sumbo Ajaba)came into the picture. And before Annie could say 2, both ladies were totting 2face’s babies almost shutting the door in Annie’s face.

Pero Adeniyi

Pero’s relationship with 2face dates back to 2005,shortly after the singer parted ways with Annie Macauley.

According to reports, after being attacked by robbers in his Festac home, Idibia was injured and traumatised.

While on admission at the hospital, ladies trooped in to visit and wish him well.Pero was said to be one of the lot and a relationship kicked off almost immediately.

The romance shifted from Pero to a banker,Sumbo Ajaba,after irreconciliable differences between them.Not quite long after a sizzling romance with Sumbo,2face left her in a dramatic way and since became a single father to his five children from the three mistresses.

2face had earlier said in an interview he granted months back that he has moved on and no longer had any sexual relationship with his three mistresses since he was not legally married to them.

But it came as a surprise to many when news broke some weeks back that 2face is expecting his sixth child from Pero, the mother to two of his children. The big question on everybody's lips then was how come,considering the fact that Tu Face had allegedly told friends that his relationship with Pero has no future for both of them, a story Pero also corroborated in an interview she granted a soft sell magazine.

But findings revealed that 2face and Pero have been meeting secretly.An example of such secret meeting was in July,2011 at the BET Award in the US where 2face went to receive an award jointly won with D’Banj.The crooner was said to have preferred to stay at Pero’s apartment in the States instead of being lodged in a hotel.Their meeting was believed to have resulted to the pregnancy.

With this development, many thought Pero has fought her way back to 2face’s life but their hopes were dashed when2face took the bull by the horns and proposed to his long-term girlfriend and mother of one of his children (daughter – Isabella), Annie Macaulay at Jay Jay Okocha’s Club 10 in Victoria Island, Lagos on Valentine’s day.

Expectedly, the incident has elicited mixed reactions from fans and critics, on Facebook and Twitter – and elsewhere.

Many criticized his actions saying the proposal to another woman at a club was insensitive when he had another woman pregnant with his third child.But the serial womanizer and music star remains unperturbed with people's opinions..

In post on his facebbok page,2face wrote; I know say my people wan hear the CONFIRM gist !!! Unto say me sef wan move to the next level.We all know that he who finds a wife has found a good thing.

I am moving forward ma people… I wanna be with Annie for the rest of my life.Abi how una take see am ?

We gathered that the reason he took the bold step was because pressure had been piled on him by his mother since news broke few weeks ago that he was expecting a sixth child from mistress,Pero , to find a wife and settle down.

With his latest move, insiders close to the music sensation revealed that the fates of his two mistresses, Pero Adeniyi and Sumbo Ajaba who both have between them four kids for him, has been sealed.

In a related news,findings revealed that the talented musician left the shores of Nigeria for the United States on Wednesday night in a manner that was shrouded in mystery.

Close source are insinuating that Tuface jets to US to be at the side of his expectant baby mama, Pero Adeniyi, who is due to deliver the musician’s third child any moment from now.

But 2face’s publicist, Bayo Omisore, denied the claim,he said; is gone to America to finish the recording of his new album

CHRIS TUCKER LIENING TOWARDS NEVER PAYING HIS TAXES

Just when it seemed like Chris Tucker's tax debt couldn't get any bigger ... the government has tacked on another half a million dollars to his already outrageous bill ... meaning he's broken the $12 million tax lien barrier. Congrats?

As TMZ first reported, Tucker is in the hole to Uncle Sam for a whopping $11,571,909.26 for federal taxes from 2001, 2002 and 2004 through 2006.

Now it seems the state of Georgia is getting in on the act ... recently filing a tax lien of their own against Tucker for $592,594.82 for the year 2007.

We'll save you the time ... it comes out to a total of $12,164,504.08.

Calls to Tucker's rep were not returned.

WHITNEY HOUSTON FAMILY STRIPS HOTEL ROOM TO THWART LOOTERS

 Don't count on finding a scrap of Whitney Houston death room memorabilia -- sources tell TMZ, the singer's family has meticulously stripped the hotel room where Whitney died to preempt would-be looters.

According to sources, the family has removed nearly everything from room 434 at the Beverly Hilton hotel that hasn't been bolted down -- including bed sheets, towels ... even bits of trash.

We're told the family is concerned about people trying to make a desperate buck off Whitney's death -- raiding the singer's hotel room and trying to sell relics of her passing ... whatever it might be.

It's unclear exactly what happened to the macabre souvenirs, but we're told it was all disposed of ... discreetly.

NATE DOGG SEX TAPE BEING SHOPPED

A 5-minute sex tape featuring the late Nate Dogg and an unidentified female lover has surfaced ... and it's being shopped to various media outlets ... TMZ has learned.

We've seen the tape -- shot several years ago -- and it's pretty much what you'd expect ... a lot of sex ... two different positions ... and a sexy Luther Vandross soundtrack.

Sources tell us ... the person in possession of the tape is currently shopping it around to the usual porn studios. So far, no takers.

VANESSA BRYANT SHOPS FOR NY APARTMENT BYE. BYE, L.A?

Vanessa Bryant and her kids were in New York City over the weekend, looking for a big ol' apartment ... TMZ has learned.

Real estate sources tell us ... Vanessa won't say if she's packing up and moving from California -- but she definitely wants to buy a place in NYC.

It's not exactly a sign that she's reconciling with Kobe Bryant, even though the two were kissing after the Lakers game on Valentine's Day.

Vanessa now owns 3 estates in Newport Beach, after Kobe transferred title to her as part of their divorce -- which has not yet become final.  And, as we first reported, Vanessa will score a total of $75 mil in the settlement.

As for whether Vanessa would move away from California ... we're told she's aware that Lakers fans and Lakers wives don't like her -- at least that's the way she perceives it.

No doubt ... if Vanessa did move, it would royally screw Kobe up.  He still loves her, wants her back, and doesn't want his kids to live across the country.

Our real estate sources say Vanessa made it clear -- Kobe knows she's shopping in the Big Apple.