BBM DELETE THEORY! (FOR BLACKBERRY USERS)

1. If anybody on YOur BBM exhibits any tendencies of pride.. DELETE ASAP

2. The babe is feelin over twee.. She dey craze, she fine reach aishwairya??

3. You are always the 1st person 2 ping him/her.. Ur a fool:| na only d person dey ur bbm? Delete joor!

4. You added someone on ur bbm & the idiot could not even say hi or show some courtesy.. The 1st thing u see is where did u get my pin frm? Angel Fatai showed me ur pin in my sleep.. Ode

5. The person hasn't pinged you for 3 weeks upwards & is changing DP & pm (y) it simply means your not important.. So show u av some self respect by deleting SHARPLY

6. The person doesn't know more than sending stupid annoying broadcasts... X_X Give your BB peace of mind by deleting the mumu... person has never added value 2 your life ... activate you CTRL D

7. The person is having the erroneous believe that they are the richest.. We are this, we are that... Tell the person to Feed the less priviledged on your street

8. You'll be chatting with the person & suddenly they disappear!!!! Na that one sweet pass.. Sudden rapture

9. Your wooing a babe on BBM... She come dey use you cure, after you have paid BBS for 2 months... Delete the morhaaa4ka****

10. A guy who is not your BF or who your do not have any emotional attachment to or consensual feeling asks u.. What are you putting on swirry??? could you send me the pic of your pu**y & ur B**bs??? Tell him.. E no go better for the people wey back you wen you small.. Delete straight!

11. The person is always like TTYL, BRB, lerra.. Haa!! Na so u cheap reach? Delete the bonzo* nerd*...

12. Your friend on bbm is telling u.. See, I dont have time for rubbish oo, any slight thing, I would delete you.. & because you havn't seen pussy or money before, didinrin like you smiled :O delete d person.. & b4 u do, send ANOFIA

13. You celebrated your birthday & the person didn't wish you HBD, delete wit speed

14. The person is givin you rules.. Or he/she is always like I dont like ur DP, change ur PM.. Ur fada.. Na u load BIS 4 me???.. Waka!!

15. You always use the person as ur DP, but the person has never used your PIK as his/her dp for once... Your pings are showing 'R' and no reply >:O >:O delete in style!